A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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