- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

david poredos

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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