Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Anti Joke

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