What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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