What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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