Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Anti Joke

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