What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Your future.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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asdf

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The MLS

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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