- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

all jokes aside...

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

heads up!

WEED!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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