- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What moos like a cow? Another cow

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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darude- sandstorm

what's white and sticky semen

Many people of many races do many things every day.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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