What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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