So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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tims sty:)

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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25

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Anti Joke

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