What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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