- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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