- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

You're a frog

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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