- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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