Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i have read and agree to the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops