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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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