- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did the fish say after he

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

your life

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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