A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

The MLS

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

A mormon walks into a bar.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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