What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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