Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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I am quite mature.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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your life

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Anti Joke

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