- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Koalas mum is a slut

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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