What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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sorry got to poo

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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i'm hard

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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