- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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