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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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