Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

John Stamos.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Womens' sports

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

think twice or at least think

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

everybody loves raymond

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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