one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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