- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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