Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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A black guy gets a job...

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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