A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Women.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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get in the car.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Anti Joke

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