- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

drugs.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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