How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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DEATH.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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haha

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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