Im batman...suck it losers

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Nuneaton..

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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