- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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