What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Do your parents know you're gay?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

You're a frog

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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