Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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1+2 = 6

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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