- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You suck big fat slobber

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Your adopted.....

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

An Asian man fails a math test

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

How do you spell eight? 8

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