- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

An Asian man fails a math test

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

He walked in a bar

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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