- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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