Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Women's rights.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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