Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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heat!

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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