Terry has ebola

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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