- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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