a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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