- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

don't just stand there

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

He walked in a bar

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

religion

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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