- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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