- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

THE GAME

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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