- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

DEATH.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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