knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Grace Ackerson

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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