- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What you reading? reading?

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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