the WNBA

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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NAACP

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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