My dad

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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People...

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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