- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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