A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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The WPGA tour

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A man buys a prius

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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