- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Justin Bieber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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