A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

troll----> hahaha---->

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know whats funny Aids

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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