- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

for keeps?

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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