- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Wanker

What did death say to life? Go die

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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