- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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