Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A black student graduated High School

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

women sports....

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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