- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

the WNBA

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

That's illegal What? Your mom

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??