What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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charlie sheen

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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You're a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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