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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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