- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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