How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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