Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How high is a Chinaman

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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