Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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pudding

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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