Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

I regret everything.....

retard

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Mullets

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Keanu Reaves

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Anti Joke

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