What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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knock knock come in!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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