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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

You suck big fat slobber

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Your adopted.....

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

GONNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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