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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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